Monday, May 10, 2010

Final Review



"The fate of the world is safe in Crystal Castles" this line reefers to He-Mans Twin sister's She-Ra air born fortress.

Crystal Castles newest self titled album blast waves of Experimental music to the listener making them surf or sink.

The band was created by Ethan Kath in 2003 as a solo project. Alice Glass would later join the group, after Ethan watched her sing in her then noise-punk rock band. The two of them and only them combined can make the Crystal Castles.

In art experimental electronic music the DJ takes control from the MC, and now is back navigating the beat star ship through the cosmos.


If you’re looking for good hard core dance music and want to shy away from today's uninspired techno music that really hasn't evolved much since the days in the London factor scene, electronically is the way to go. The Club that was filled with neon hippies with over grow pacifiers and white man dreads is now because bands like Daft Punk and Lsd sound system filled flannel, lather jackets and empathy. The sweat may seem the same, but the motions that bring one to it have changed from hands twirling to fist pumps. The blood of Disco has once again been drained by punks.

It is funny to think the word sample means the same thing as it did back in the when Villain Ice was steeling the beet from Queen Songs as it does today. This brings up the point when Crystal Castles sample Sigur ros are they themselves steeling. When dose inspiration change to theft? Is the idea of copy write, and originality in need of an update. The ones that can feel the beet say ”YES". The digital age is among us, like our friendships Art has become socialized.

The vocal’s that come from Alice Glass are as clear as an overheard argument from the apartment next door, and you find yourself inclined to try to piece together the story from their muffled voice. In a live show I would guess it would be hard to tell the difference from live vocals and those reused from an old 12inch recorded. The lyrics are not well understood but felt, leading or misleading the lost listener to and from safety.

In a reduction to the recognizable elements of the songs, the pieces left over would feel like something from the 80s new wave movement.

The synth tracks seem to be mourning the death of Ian Curtis, or at least encapsulating his ghost. The rhythmic loop’s sound like electric waves crashing on the microchip shore’s of Tron’s beach house where he sits back drinking a martini that glows in the dark. Most of the musical chords seem to be taken from 1950’s low budget space invader Sci Fi B movie then slowed down and reversed.

The Drummer is still the dance clubs enemy. Neil Peart would not be welcomed among the Ethernet plugged in youth as they opted for the golden skin simple hart beat of a striped down android who’s thoughts are reduced from self awareness too ones and zeros.

Instead of using old video Game consoles to play Adventure, or Pitfall they use the technique known as circuit bending to make a rhythmic beats out of them. Much like the Ichigenkin a Japanese one string guitar, this type of Music instruments sound can be limiting. To make songs this way is like composing an orchestra with two buttons and a joy stick. With help from a screwdriver and soldering Iron they unmask the 1980s processor that runs deep inside the modern hipster generation. Though to some the sound a 8 bit .wav file can sound like an Error message rather than beating the final boss in a choose your own adventurer dungeon Floppy Game.

The music remembers or takes apart 1980's youth culture with the precision of someone playing the game operation but meaning to hit the sides and make that buzz sound. For a band whose name comes from a Saturday morning cartoon, it feels like the music should be taken as just that. This is low art, but it’s not low art. Just because something airs with ads for new colorful more fruity tasting cereal doesn’t mean that it’s not action packed, goofy, fun, entertaining, and dare I say it, good.

Monday, May 3, 2010

My Favorite

Movie

"American Movie" is a film not about making movies but trying to make them.

The documentary tells the story of Mark Borchardt, a film maker who's trying to make a film to achieve the American Dream. A Dream that he is far from.

He's been trying to make a short Horror film for Five years. His friends and family who are charmed by his heart help him but are aware of his tendency to talk big, with little action.

He has the same fate of the other 95% of people that make art who are unknow and forgotten, left with their dreams.

Book

How would a world without men fill the void of masculinity? Would woman over-emphasis it or deem it unnecessary.

"Y the Last Man" is a Graphic Novel about one last man left on a planet filled with woman.

The book is a fun and smart Sci-Fi adventure. It use's its stories backdrop to explore modern views of sexuality.

It tells the story of growing up and out of ourselves and ways of thinking. The main character is led by love, and examines if love is just a mcguffin to get us through the strangness life.

Album

"Music from Big Pink" by The Band is an album that paints a portrait of America, and leaves any one that listens to it with wet paint on their finger tips.

There is no one person within The Band with a bowstring image that would find themselves on the cover of tabloids, so we are left with just musical talent.

They sing songs soaked in sorrow about the south and it's broken back-bone.

In today's world of anti-depression and Dr. Phil, it feels good to sit back and inject ourselves with with the muddy water of loneliness.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Mirror Mirror



The web site I will be reviewing is http://www.hipsterrunoff.com

The web site talks about things happen in the modern day Alt/Hipster scene.

The word hipster comes from the West African word "hipi", meaning "to open one's eyes" or it is slang for opium. Either way its a good time, wink. Hey what dose opium mean? Its like a huluahoop right.

To understand this website you must understand the hipster. If you are the adventuring type, be sure to book a safari to one of these places. Wicker Park, Silver lake, Williamsburg, Portland, Austin, or Seattle.

Or Hell heck you can look in the halls and oats of this fine College or any art school, Its filled with people who willing to gentrifi you and your belongings.




You could Even consider the Arthur of this article to be a hipster. Above is an illustrated likeness.

Tho his (my) knowledge of Star Trek, would concider him to be a geek, Rather then a Hipster.

Maybe he or they all use's cheep flannel as a disguise, to be part of a larger whole that isn't part of the larger whole.

Or is it Just the Alt/indie music scene is just to sweet for them to not devour.
(By the way did you check out the Crystal Castles song Empathy, Its a pretty rad jam Bro
( O ya I knew of Crystal Castles back in O 5. I was at there first show. It was just me and this dude Dave.))


On The web site Hipster Run off things like this and many more are discaused.

The site dosn't review art it self but rather the people that make it, and are Fanatic's of it.

It take's time to review different aspects of the scene in a satirical way, witch is all most necessary with people who some times take there obsession too seriously.

So check it!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Treme

David Simon is creator of one of the best narrative's in past 20 years, the T.V. show The Wire.

(If you haven't seen or heard of the Wire, drop that meatball sandwich, Take some of your sick days off, go buy the dvd's or get HBO to watch it on demand, and soak in the gritty realty of Baltimore.

Ok, Wasn't that a great show? Your Welcome!)

Last Sunday HBO premiered David Simon's New show Treme.

Treme take's place 3 month's after Hurricane Katrina In New Orleans. The show Mainly focuses on musicians.

It starts with a parade down the streets that look like torn paper mache, and ends with a slow funeral march. Both are led by the same New Orleans jazz band. Tho they play the same instruments, and even the same notes, the sound that comes from the two times are vastly different.

In the back drop of neighborhood homes where the high water ends the old mardi gras decorations begin. In the foreground are the character's.

There Is no star or main character perspective witch the story is told. There is no villein or thing to beat. Rather a Assembly of people who are trying to get back to there life that was swept away. There is no question or answers just a story to be told.

Each character is a different perspective of this story.

Steven Zahn, who you might know as that one guy from That Thing You Do, and a hundred other movies that he was good in but the movie was still bad plays A Disc Jocky, who after smoking a blunt is eger to get to next the music venu.

Wendell Pierce plays trombonist who is so broke he cant even get to his next gig.

Melissa Leo plays as a civil rights lawyer who is searching for a man that has been missing since the flood.

John Goodman plays Galactus, devourer of worlds a college professor with a strong opinion.

Its a different show then the Wire, and that can be a good thing. Where The Wire showed what a modern city city look's like. Treme focus more on the sound. Music plays strong role in the
show.

The music tells a story of a great city that once was, but now crippled by economic and natural disaster.

The show of captures the live music experiences. You feel like you are at a crowed Jazz bar, or watching on the band march on streets.

It feels like a long Form documentary rather then a fictional show show.

Treme has the possibility to be a great show, or just some thing that was really preachy. I hope that show continues to focus on the small people rather then the big picture

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Gothic homes of the brave stand between the winners and losers.

Words built on words to sound nice will sacrifice the most important part of the sentence and this is to tell information.

Buildings don't have to be this though.

In a metropolis we are surround by a Grand Cannon of human constructed memento's to the past. It's hard to understand how the Jetsons will look back at the buildings made the turn of century of Y2K. Most modern architecture seem to try to fulfill the dream of a bad Sci Fi novel.

Giant glass structures are trying to watch over are children, but they are Children them self's. They are wearing the hand me downs of design's past. Can we escape a world that looks like its made buy Apple Computers? If we continue down this path it seems a walk threw a City will be the same as a walk threw a hall of mirrors.

Even Worse are the buildings that steal from the past. They are just cheep black and white print out of old photo graphs, that hold the same amount of value as a year book of a stranger. They don't belong to the past or present and most importantly the future.

How is it that box's are the most outrageous forms of modern architecture. It such a reflection on the present generation, that boldest things we have to say is nothing at all.

I want awkward intrusions in to my world. I want black sheep that turn Thanksgiving dinner In to heated arguments.

City's are made to give of light in the darkest night to blind out the stars and keep us in the lie that we are important and not surrounded by a endless cosmos. Even in this super simplified rules of what is, we still lose at the game we created. Instead of turning out city that is a sand box of creativity, we make fax machines are homes.

Splash

Water

Waves

I am talking about Aqua building in Chicago.

A Building that is just confusing. It find's it self in some thing new, or dose it? It's lost in between a Joy Division album cover and Steven Seagal dress In old Chinese formal wear. Sure its cool and new now, but I have a feeling that soon it will be as cool as your Dad with a head band.

I do give it credit for being new. It reminds me of that scene in the Matrix's when the helicopter crashes in to a building.

That's what's wrong. It feels like a 1999 awkward vice president Al Gore running for president. I want a 2010 noble prize winning bearded dude who is cool with him self, but still wants to change the world.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Les Elephants Salvador DalĂ­






He awoke from a dream to find him self not where he laid his head that night. He sits up in the parking lot. He roll's his eyes and lays back again. He watch's as the sun rise's behind the Home Depot. Then dusting off His Favorite band Rush t shirt, he begins his two block walk home to are house.

The best thing about my brother is that he seemed not botherd by this every other Week routine.

The painting of Les Elephants by Salvador Dali reminds me allot about my brother.

Elephants are big, slow and fat. Wait I am not saying my brother is big, slow, and fat, He was when we where kids.

Salvodor Dali, paints place's that are with out limits, with out rules, with out kids that would mock my brother and his plumpness, that gave the Anxiety that cause him to sleep walk.

I got a call at 4 am last summer from my brother. He told me how for the first time in about 10 years he sleep walked. He was now stranded on a north side of Chicago beach. I had to take the Bus up to him to give him fair money.

I arrived on the beach to find my brother in his pajamas, and no shoes. In about a month from that moment his Wife will give birth to his son.

As we sat there watching the sun rise. I asked my brother how he got here?

He just said "I was taken here"

This painting takes us there too.

Monday, March 1, 2010

I wanna grow old with you

  1. The Brew and View at The Vic played The Wedding Singer.

    The story of the Wedding Singer is of two nice people who fall in love with each other. One of them is engaged to a jerk. So this keeps them from telling each other there true feelings. Keeping those feeling’s internalized until very the end, when they both of happened to be on the same plane.

    The Wedding Singer is good. The same reason old mix tapes made for your older sister by pre-teen boyfriends that had crush’s on her when she was in 7th grade are good. They are all cheese in the most charming sense.

    Speaking of mix tapes the sound track to this movie is just pure choice.
    That’s opinion is skewed though, because on the swing set of my hart sits a 1986 goth chick who’s Smith t- shirt and half smoked cigarette is illuminated by a distant street light at 3 am in the morning.

    Music even supply’s the movie with its resolution. The wedding singer lives up to his name and sings to his now reconnected lover, a song of on the spot earnestness.

    The song is called “I wanna grow old with you”
    You can watch the video to it here

    I was going to try to describe the lyrics , but I made this instead.



    The song is cute, all most to cute. It makes you feel like you had to much strawberry frozen yogurt and you throw up a little in your mouth, but the taste of strawberry frozen yogurt makes you want even more strawberry frozen yogurt for some crazy Cruisez’n* reason.
    *(Cruisez’n is defined as to follow in or to have the mind set of screen play actor Tom Cruise.)

    On the Internets Youtube there where several covers of the song but also some thing else.


    Youtube has videos of people singing the song from The Wedding Singer, “I wanna grow old with you” at there wedding reception to each other, with as much romantic sentimentality as Romeo and Juliet or Nick and Nora from the Thin Man film series.

    A play-list of the videos can be found here, you don’t really have to watch it, to get the point.

    There is so many fundamental flaws in this concept to me.

    Most of the videos are practically showing the same thing.

    The Best man introduces the newly formed husband, which he in turns picks up a guitar or microphone and begin’s to sing with less enthusiasm and preparation then a middle school morning announcement.




    The wife reacts as if her husband has just been turned into John Ham and his voice is Percy Sledge’s. (Jon Hamm, Is the star of the Hit show Mad Men and Percy Sledge sings the song When a Man Loves A Woman)

    Whats wrong with this picture?

    The reason the song worked at all in the film, is the wedding singer created the song using his specific talents and wrote it based on that instants personal rush of passion for his love interest. Instead of choosing one out of a wide variety of love songs that a wedding singer would know, he created some thing new. Once you take the momentary originality of the author away, you strip the song of most of its merit and romantic intent. Singing this song at your wedding, is like your father giving the MLK jr “I Have a Dream” speech to his front yard filled with lawn gnomes and pink flamingos.

    Where is today’s Post-Impressionist ear in a box or Tashmahal’s?

    Has Walmart, Disney movies, E! true Hollywood story’s of Grace Kelly, pop covers Edith Piaf of songs, Bridezilla’s, Hallmark Cards, and Honda Civics stripped us all are Romantic originality?

    The film Wedding Singer asked its generations to reflect there internal rainbow of emotions with there personalized original art.

    They seemed to have answered with black and white photo copies of there ass.